All GTA Vice City cheat codes for PC — the 2002 nostalgia sheet

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Type during gameplay. If you can still type THUGSTOOLS without looking it up, you're officially old like me.

Weapons

• THUGSTOOLS — weapon set 1
  
• PROFESSIONALTOOLS — weapon set 2
  
• NUTTERTOOLS — weapon set 3
  

Health & wanted

• ASPIRINE — full health (also repairs your current car, bonus trivia)
  
• PRECIOUSPROTECTION — full armor
  
• LEAVEMEALONE — clear wanted level
  
• YOUWONTTAKEMEALIVE — +2 wanted stars
  

Vehicles

• PANZER — spawn a Rhino tank
  
• BETTERTHANWALKING — spawn a Caddy
  
• SEAWAYS — cars drive on water (the best dumb fun in the game)
  
• COMEFLYWITHME — flying handling on cars
  
• WHEELSAREALLINEED — invisible car bodies
  
• GREENLIGHT — all traffic lights green
  
• MIAMITRAFFIC — aggressive traffic
  

World & Tommy

• ONSPEED — everything faster
  
• BOOOOOORING — everything slower
  
• ICANTTAKEITANYMORE — Tommy, no. (instant death)
  
• FANNYMAGNET — women follow Tommy around
  
• CERTAINDEATH — Tommy smokes a cigarette. Rockstar's weirdest cheat.
  

Same golden rule as San Andreas: keep one save slot cheat-free. And if you're reinstalling in 2026, grab SilentPatch for Vice City too — same modern-Windows fixes, same one-click install.